COUCH

Looks comfy, eh?
Look again:



AAAH HELL NO!
That's a cake? Now that's creativity!

MY LATEST OBSESSION!

That's right! And HEY! Don't give me that look!
It's a japanese animation.. Naruto!
I watched it until episode 79, but then i could no longer find it. All youtube videos stating to be a Naruto episode turn out to be a no-Naruto episode :p
But then i found an AWESOME website!
www.animeseason.com
I reached episode 95 :O And i found out about this website two days ago :p
Really, if i could find that website owner, i would give her/him a hug :p
The animation talks about a young boy who had a nine-tailed fox sealed into him, and people kept.. no wait.. I forgot.. I suck at explanations! :p
Watch it :p
REALLY! WATCH IT!!! :p

NO! I'M NOT PREGNANT, IT'S JUST THAT I'M REALLY FAT!

Three words: Oh my god!
Another three words: What the hell! :p

Do you think people would get this shirt? Or as a gift to someone? That would be too insensitive! :p Funny, but insensitive!
Like the other day, a girl asked the lady how old are you?
Lady: 36 ;) ( I think she was hoping to get a compliment or something :p )
To which the girl responds: Oh wow! Really?! Oh my god you look older! :D
She was dead serious by the way!
Inzain inzain, so would you dare get this to a person?

That is fat?



Oh dear oh dear! How could you? :p


And no, I am not fat! :p


PS: The original picture was that the Tee said: No, im not pregnant.. It's just that I'm really fat. But i lost it :p

6ayarat Lmalik Fahad

Mashallah, shoofaw 6ayarat Lmalik Fahad mn da5el ;D

Awesome reply from J.P Morgan! :p

So i got this e-mail titled " What should i do to marry a rich guy? "
I opened it anxiously trying to figure out the e-mails content before read, naw naw I opened it like any normal would open any e-mail, i just wanted to add some drama there :p
So here goes:

This is the story of a JP Morgon Guy who has given reply to a Pretty girl's letter!

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden(? ), $250k annual income is not enough. I'm here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty Awesome reply: Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me... signed, J.P. Morgan

Orofar's magic effect

That's right ladies and gentleman! This is magic! There is no other explanation for the results!
It makes you use alot of exclamation marks from it's magnificence! :p - that sounded so much better in my head -
Lmuhem, Bala3eemi t3awerni w yroo7 9ooti mara wa7da! Msa3 my baby cousin sma3at 9ooti 5tar3at :p
But this has an amazing effect, really really amazing! Inshallah you never get sick ya3ni, but if you do try it out ;pP

Grilled Strawberries!

So yesterday i decided to try grilled strawberries. It was not very good :p
No no, not because i suck at cooking, because i am a great cook! *hmph* :@
But because it sucked :p You try it and tell me!

Ingredients:

Strawberries of course!
Sugar
Bamboo stick
Vinegar
Vanilla icecream, but i used Dreamweb


How to cook:

Stick the strawberries into the Bamboo Stick.
Brush the strawberries with Vinegar
Dip the strawberries in sugar
Then put them on the grill - 10 seconds each side ;) -
Serve immediately with icecream or dreamweb.



Try it out and tell me, do i have bad taste or did it suck? :p